First Kristen Stewart won BAFTA's Rising Star Award. She could have washed and done her hair but I digress.

Then she totally dismissed the award because it was voted on by the public and she thinks the Twilight loonies struck again.

Then the super eloquent and way hot dude that one the award last year, straight up makes her recognize that this is an honor and she should stop acting like she smells poo everywhere she goes.

I used to cut this girl some slack cause she's young and whatever but I now realize that she is a total lameo and everything with her is a freaking chore.

Watch the bitch slap here.

Q: When is Holding Hands Inappropriate ?

A: I'm going to say when you are married to someone for 15 years and are photographed on the streets of London with your lovely Parisian co-star, looking like you luuvvve each other.

Witness.

Yep.

Ewan, I heart you but damn!

Wake up San Francisco, this does not look like a friendship hand hold.

This looks like I just boned down with this chick and we are basking in the after glow hand hold.

Trouble for a Hot Guy.

Gael Garcia Bernal. What can I say about his hottness? Well, he is a little on the short side but still very, very hot. Like a teeny hot little person.

So it looks like he is having some trouble with his baby mama. The baby in the baby mama equation may not be his.

Which makes me think, what in the hell dumb girl with the last name Fonzi? Why would you front on my Gael?

You can read all about it here.

Did I mention that she is a dummy? Well, she is.

just checking.

yep. still fabulous.

believe it or not, i'm walking on air..

It took a once bearded freak to bring me back from the depths of gossip despair.

My joaquin is alive, alive! And better the freaking ever!
Witness.

The best part is that my BFF Liv and her glorious red hair share time with him in the PSA.

I bet they totally made out and she has been just soooo busy that she hasn't had time to call me and give the deets.

Yeah. That's what happened.